Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw somebits to a massive reptile. Witnesses report that Trump maybe got a little overly familiar with the animal, resulting in some raised eyebrows. The {entireincident was captured on video, and clips have instantly gone popular online.
- It's unclear
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he waslooking for attention
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has encountered a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these crocodiles runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- Drain the Swamp!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the muck on a wild adventure. That's right, we're check here talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild expedition. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is diving into a pen full of mean alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will show.